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Definitions by Barclay teh Great

Kit Kat Arse

When you have been sitting down for a prolonged period of time, so the base of one's arse cheeks become flat, so it resembles an upturned Kit kat
"I've been sitting here for seven fucking hours man"
"I bet you have a right Kit Kat arse!"

Feeling Coldplay 

Feeling depressed, down, sad, buggered, for a variety of reasons. Called as such as it the emotion is said to reflect coldplays music.
-Dude, eddie's feeling coldplay
-I know, his parents died and his brother raped then murdered his gf before turning the gun on himself
-Poor sod

Curl One Out 

The act of excreting.
- I'm off to the shitters, i need to curl one out
- Oh my god, did you see the poo button, that was sick how he curled out on her chest
Curl One Out by Barclay teh great February 23, 2009