MILF

The acronym; Mother I'd Like to Fuck.

"Damn, you see that hottie pushing the stroller?"
"Yeah, she's a MILF!"

by Barbie305 January 04, 2008

NPI

In Spanish; Ni puta idea! Which loosely translates to no fucking idea in English.

"What'cha you doing later on, sexy?"
"NPI! I'm still trying to find something to do..."

by Barbie305 January 03, 2008