Barbara Cumsock's definitions

mattcd

A blue eyed baby boy who has a large ding a long and likes to sing along to indie music. He learned how to have sex on reddit, which explains why he was a vergeen until 35. He cute tho.

Mattcd, stop scrolling through reddit and pay attention to your naked girlfriend.

by Barbara Cumsock October 19, 2019

Jellybish

A bitch who is also jealous

"Amy was so passive aggressive about my haircut yesterday, what a jellybish." Christina chortled while getting her French tips put on.

by Barbara Cumsock March 7, 2015

Dreamcuck

To 'cuck' (make love to another) your SO in a dream.

I was dreamcucked last night--- I knew we shouldn't of watched a movie with Jenifer Aniston before bed.

by Barbara Cumsock March 31, 2020