Bandito Ttawa's definitions

OMAM

Overweight middle-aged man. Sometimes used in the context of medical tests such men go through at that age (blood cholesterol, triglycerides, glucose, liver function, ECG, etc.).

(Origin - Ottawa, Canada)

My Dad went for his OMAMs yesterday. He failed, so now all we get to eat is broccoli.

by Bandito Ttawa July 10, 2010