Balls of Steel Froman's definitions

Madonna Cattle Rancher

You seek out the prettiest of the prettiest of migrant workers from a field and proceed to have your man junk jerked, preferably into a pile of dirt.

Tom had to pay off his gambling debts on Sunday with a Madonna Cattle Rancher

by Balls of Steel Froman January 2, 2010

Bubble Gum Alley

When you are going down on a drunk girl from a California frat party, you gently slip the gum from your mouth inside her. You then insert your cock, kind of like a ramming rod on a Civil War cannon to make sure its in their tight. She then queefs and pops the bubble gum in your face.

Justin knew this chick from the sorority house next door was down for a Bubble Gum Alley....I mean what wasn't she down for.

by Balls of Steel Froman January 4, 2010