Definitions by Baller-Ass Nigga

autofellatio 

The act of performing fellatio on one's self.

autofellatio by Baller-Ass Nigga July 9, 2003

MTV 

Cable television station originally devoted to showing music videos, hence the abbreviation for "Music Television." Over twenty years, it gradually phased out music except for a tiny bit of top-40 pop and rap, replacing videos with cartoons, game shows, reality shows, and other gen-x/y pseudo-hipster fare.

MTV by Baller-Ass Nigga July 9, 2003

iced up 

Covered in diamonds.

iced up by Baller-Ass Nigga July 9, 2003

pruno 

Wine brewed by prison inmates and chilled in a cell commode

I drank a gang of pruno, but I still couldn't get drunk enough to want to get sodomized by my cellmate.

pruno by Baller-Ass Nigga July 9, 2003

Good Wood 

The penis.

Shamiqua was jonesin' for my jock, so I slipped her the good wood.

Good Wood by Baller-Ass Nigga July 8, 2003

Klondike 

a lesbian Eskimo

Klondike by Baller-Ass Nigga July 8, 2003

bareback

Sex without a condom, especially anal sex between two men without a condom.

bareback by Baller-Ass Nigga July 8, 2003