When you’re fucking a girl from behind and act like you orgasmed. When she turns around, you nut in her face!
by Baker 1719 April 30, 2024
Shitting in a ziplock bag, freezing it, then putting it in the pocket of someone that’s passed out at a party. They wake up and it’s nice and squishy.
Oh man Baker put a cold Richard in Scott’s pocket, and the shit had thawed so much that it was all over hand when he went to get his car keys.
by Baker 1719 January 28, 2018