Marment

Large, nocturnal creature with ginger fur. Has irrational hatreds of certain colours, and has the delusion that Batman is not homosexual.

The Marment looked at him in fear and suprise

by Bagpuss August 29, 2003

unfortunate

n. Someone who due to finacial or physical disability is less fortunate that yourself. A cripple or hobo for example.

Pity the unfortunates.

by Bagpuss August 15, 2003