Marment

Large, nocturnal creature with ginger fur. Has irrational hatreds of certain colours, and has the delusion that Batman is not homosexual.
The Marment looked at him in fear and suprise
by Bagpuss August 29, 2003
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Geoffed

The action of having your life turned into so much rat-poo poo
Oh bugger ... I might as well kill myself as I'm about to be Geoffed
by Bagpuss September 02, 2003
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