Bagpuss's definitions

Magistrate

Margaret is an honest individual

Magistrate don't be selling her knock-off gear or she'll grass you up to the bizzies.

by Bagpuss August 15, 2003

Bollocks

A highly flexible term commonly used by the English.

1. something rubbish
2. a falsehood or series of lies
3. something great
4. the best possible
5. testicles
6. exclamation on making a error.

1. That Mel Gibson movie was a load of bollocks.
2. That Tony Blair is talking bollocks.
3. That curry was the bollocks!
4. That your wife is the dog's bollocks when it comes to cooking!
5. Then she kicked him in the bollocks.
6. Bollocks!

by Bagpuss August 15, 2003