Bag of dicks's definitions

lurkio

Somebody who lurks around keeping a close eye on things that they shouldn't.

Somebody who hangs around where they are not wanted.

The guy who always wanks on the sidelines of a gangbang.

"Did you manage to get anywhere with that girl last night?"

"No, that fella was lurking about being a right old Lurkio."

by BAG OF DICKS October 27, 2014

foreskin flute

When a penis with foreskin is sucked . You are playing the foreskin flute .

Pam played my foreskin flute all night long

by Bag of dicks October 21, 2013

SNARF

Gimpy little coward who always hides behind Lion-O whenever trouble brews.

Someone who always melts when a fight breaks out and runs for the nearest fire exit.

"Did you see Darren shit it last night when it kicked off? He was a proper Snarf."

by BAG OF DICKS October 27, 2014

Splooge-box

When a man ejaculates into a woman’s vagina l, it becomes a splooge-box. His semen plus her vagina equals a splooge-box.

Her splooge-box was full when I finished.

by Bag of dicks December 30, 2020