I see trees of green, red roses too
I see them bloom for me and you
And I think to myself what wonderful foot fungus
I see skies of blue and clouds of white
The bright blessed day, the dark sacred night
And I think to myself what wonderful foot fungus
The colors of the rainbow so pretty in the sky
I see them bloom for me and you
And I think to myself what wonderful foot fungus
I see skies of blue and clouds of white
The bright blessed day, the dark sacred night
And I think to myself what wonderful foot fungus
The colors of the rainbow so pretty in the sky
Are also on the faces of people going by
I see friends shaking hands saying how do you do
They're really saying I smell You
I hear babies cry, I watch then grow
They'll learn much more than I'll never know
And I think to myself what wonderful foot fungus
Yes I think to myself what wonderful foot fungus
Oh, Yes!
I see friends shaking hands saying how do you do
They're really saying I smell You
I hear babies cry, I watch then grow
They'll learn much more than I'll never know
And I think to myself what wonderful foot fungus
Yes I think to myself what wonderful foot fungus
Oh, Yes!
by Bad C dev November 17, 2024
God's favorite form of torture for Calculus III college students. Typically, triple integrals are not even touched by most colleges as students would sooner pass out than shoulder the immense pain of evaluating such nonsense.
With double integrals, you do an integral twice but square the pain.
Before I entered pre-med, I thought I learned the true meaning of pain in my Calculus III class--double integrals.
Before I entered pre-med, I thought I learned the true meaning of pain in my Calculus III class--double integrals.
by Bad C dev March 02, 2021
After the tremendous poop I dumped, my insides feel raw, my anus is blistering in pain, my legs are weak, and my lungs are short of breath for I am defefaecated
by Bad C dev November 09, 2024
When you have a mustard fetish and the amazing aphrodisiac-like taste of mustard turns you on and on. As the mustard sears into your nostrils and you are overpowered by the amazing taste of mustard entering your bloodstream, you orgasm hard again and again.
I drank a bottle of mustard. I could’ve stop because it tasted so good.
Midway through, I started laughing and the mustard went up my nose.
I hollered in pain, “THAT IS THE GOOD BURN!,” for I was in pure mustard bliss—a euphoric state of becoming one with the mustard and the narcotic attractiveness of mustard blazes through the pain to provide the most amazing experience a human can have.
For I had done snorting mustard, my life was complete; no other worldly experience could compare, not even the obligatory sex that must be included in every Urban Dictionary entry.
Midway through, I started laughing and the mustard went up my nose.
I hollered in pain, “THAT IS THE GOOD BURN!,” for I was in pure mustard bliss—a euphoric state of becoming one with the mustard and the narcotic attractiveness of mustard blazes through the pain to provide the most amazing experience a human can have.
For I had done snorting mustard, my life was complete; no other worldly experience could compare, not even the obligatory sex that must be included in every Urban Dictionary entry.
by Bad C dev January 13, 2023
I see trees of green, red roses too
I see them bloom for me and you
And I think to myself what a wonderful cunt
I see skies of blue and clouds of white
The bright blessed day, the dark sacred night
And I think to myself what a wonderful cunt
The colors of the rainbow so pretty in the sky
I see them bloom for me and you
And I think to myself what a wonderful cunt
I see skies of blue and clouds of white
The bright blessed day, the dark sacred night
And I think to myself what a wonderful cunt
The colors of the rainbow so pretty in the sky
Are also on the faces of people going by
I see friends shaking hands saying how do you do
They're really saying I’ll penetrate You
I hear babies cry, I watch then grow
They'll learn much more than I'll never know
And I think to myself what a wonderful cunt
Yes I think to myself what a wonderful cunt
Oh, Yes!
I see friends shaking hands saying how do you do
They're really saying I’ll penetrate You
I hear babies cry, I watch then grow
They'll learn much more than I'll never know
And I think to myself what a wonderful cunt
Yes I think to myself what a wonderful cunt
Oh, Yes!
by Bad C dev November 17, 2024
Watch what Scooby and the gang abduct into the Mystery Machine and rape next only on Scooby Dooby Dooo!
The Scooby rape gang squad strikes again, serial raping every monster and every woman they come across. Rape makes the world go round because rape!
by Bad C dev April 10, 2023
An alteration of a compound string of words joining "Mexican / I / Can." Basically means that Mexicans are hard working people who will never give you up and always just do it.
Boss: Paublo, go clean the gutter.
Paublo: Mexicanican!
Boss: Paublo, degunk the garbage disposal.
Paublo: Mexicanican!
Boss: Paublo, get my wife warmed up with foreplay so she's ready for me.
Paublo: Mexicanican!
Paublo: Mexicanican!
Boss: Paublo, degunk the garbage disposal.
Paublo: Mexicanican!
Boss: Paublo, get my wife warmed up with foreplay so she's ready for me.
Paublo: Mexicanican!
by Bad C dev October 13, 2021