Definitions by Babyface Doutrive

slabbet 

When your dick has been flattened out with a hammer or mallet etc. then your dick is now slabbet

last night this bitch hammered my dick into a slabbet

slabbet by Babyface Doutrive July 27, 2006

suck balls 

When something or someone is being so incredibly gay/retarded, the only thing you can compare it to that makes any logical sense is someone plopping a sick-ass nutsack into there mouth.

"KORN RULES MAN"-kid
"That kid must suck balls a lot"-anyone but that kid

suck balls by Babyface Doutrive July 27, 2006