The act of masturbating, then climaxing into a cup of coffee that someone is planning to drink.
Hey, this coffee tastes funny. awww, shit did you give me a fappichino!!!???
v. The act of jizzing on someones freshly toasted toast and smearing the warm creamyness over the toast and watching them eat it.
Rachel gazed over at the seemingly innocent toast on the counter top. Little did she know of the sinister Butterin Toast! ritual that took place in that kitchen.