portfolio

Something extremely gay and pointles that Newark High School requires for graduation. Our superintendent, Mr. Sanders makes us do. He makes us do it so the high school looks good.
Portfolios blow ass!
by Britt March 06, 2005
mugGet the portfoliomug.

Julie Lipshutz

Did you see that girl? She is a Julie Lipshutz!
by Britt August 24, 2008
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polychronopolus

a person who is an pain in your ass, who also grabs your sisters ass, along with eating all of our pizza and drinking all of your beer
Oh my god dude you are shuch a "polycronopolus",
because my names "STEVE...MUTHA...FUCKAN...POLYCHRONOPOLUS"
by britt January 21, 2004
mugGet the polychronopolusmug.

closed caption

a bunch of hooplah they put at the end of the beginning of a TV show to let you know that deaf people can watch it. Usually precedes a long commercial by a sponsor.
Closed captioning brought to you by Checkers.
by britt November 12, 2003
mugGet the closed captionmug.