BRITT's definitions

santorum

1. the frothy mixture of lube and fecal matter that is often the result of anal sex.

ew.. dude... i cant belive you and ur homo boyfriend just got santorum on my bed... sickk...

by Britt December 23, 2004

desking

When two male guys w/dicks bone behind trees

Joey and Mike were Desking behind the trees at six flags

by Britt October 27, 2004

pre ass

having sexual relations besides the actual sex itself with a guy/girl

giving/recieving head .. eating out etc.

by Britt December 7, 2003

closed caption

a bunch of hooplah they put at the end of the beginning of a TV show to let you know that deaf people can watch it. Usually precedes a long commercial by a sponsor.

Closed captioning brought to you by Checkers.

by britt November 12, 2003