BRIAN's definitions

nubsauce

1. a term used by computer obsesed losers to define a computer obsesed loser who sucks at being a computer obsessed loser. Originated from l337 n00b, then nub, then nubsauce.

2. A verb meaning to ejaculate.

1. You stupid nubsauce, you suck as CS.

2. I nubsauced in your face.

by Brian December 2, 2004

toothscrape

to accidentally scrape the penis while performing felatio, is incredibly painful for the poor man who is the victim.

Can also be done intentionally, but I would kill the bitch that does that.

Everything was going great until that bitch gave me a toothscrape

by Brian November 1, 2004

Zilch

A word used to describe nothingness or an absence of something.

Sam had zilch in his bank account.

by brian April 27, 2004

v-tag

Verification Tag for pets or
ID Tag (Identification Tag) for pets
Made like a state drivers license
for any pet, any state.

Your dogg's sportin' a dope ass V-TAG!
Your dogg's wearing a cool V-TAG!
Your dogg's V-TAG is Blingin'!!

by Brian December 30, 2003

harleman

Goblin like penis.

Holy shit that kid has a harleman, look at it hang out of his trousers!

by brian February 8, 2003

hedgehogging

Interrupting conversations in an office environment by poking your head over the top of the cube.

Brian got laid off because the chief architect got tired of his hedgehogging meetings with the CTO.

by brian November 29, 2004

diesel

1. Something of extraordinary importance, size or significance. 2. For sure; like money in the bank.

1. That Patriots touchdwon in OT against the Dolphins was diesel, man.

2. Getting an A in Biology was diesel because even shit-for-brains was passing.

by Brian October 20, 2003