BOB's definitions

Carnal Treasure

One's vagina.

Guard your carnal treasure.

by Bob May 8, 2004

Wauconda

A little town in northern Illinois that currently holds the Guinness record for the world's largest snowball fight. If anybody looks up this word, they'd say "Whoa where's dat?" and they would go up to a map and they couldnt find us.

Bottom Line~ Nobody knows about this town, and nobody cares about it either

lol ur from Wauconda!

Where's dat?

by Bob February 20, 2005

Dick Splash

A tiny splash of urine from the japs eye that lands on unwanted places such as inside your trousers after urination

When you have discharge from your cock and it comes out in your pants and you piss yourself

by Bob March 26, 2005

cunnyfunt

a cunnyfunt is basically the same as a funny cunt.

Bry: Kat is such a cunnyfunt
Kay: Lol yeh u mean ratface
Bry: yeh mate
Kay: yeh too right shes the queen of cunnyfunts

by bob May 13, 2005

goler

A family that lives on mountains and has alot of incest sex. Also the youngest one lets call 'justin' has sex with a dog named 'Sheba' who has luckly been fix... no ugly babies!

Jusin... get off Sheba u sick fuck!

by bob November 25, 2003

metz

To promote or otherwise install a COTS product that has almost no support and is a crappy product

I've got a metz to install this weekend. Wish me luck.

Who installed this crappy metz?

by bob February 2, 2004

wangdoodle

i have of late but wherefor I know not, lost all my mirth

forgone all custom of exercise, and indeed it goes so badly with by disposition

by bob May 2, 2003