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Definitions by BLAH

some "rally" car with unbearable turbo lag. usually comes with 4 wheels and made to run on "dirt". Well equiped to handle road conditions when you suddenly find yourself out of ROAD. Do not fear potential drivers! If you happen to be so incompetent as to drive you fucking car off the damn road, this evo will be perfectly suitable for your driving needs. If you happen to be a normal driver, buy yourself a honda and stay on the fucking road.

BEST BACKED CAR ON THE ROAD BITCHES! THIS WILL RUN OVER MOFOS
"My evo own camero bitches on the drag strip. Eat my dust NASCAR!"
evo by blah January 1, 2005

Unionville Guys 

aka...Guys that go to Unionville High School. They are usually rich. They are eighther pot heads, or trying to act like their from the gehhto (even though their white and live in like million $ houses), or both. They spend most of their time getting drunk, however still manage to get good grades and go to Penn State.
You Know Ur In Unionville When...

All the guys are wearing the latest Ghetto fashions (ex..South Pole), are wasted, and are smoking a joint.
Unionville Guys by blah December 30, 2004
a brilliant composer, made music out of no instruments or voice, realized that music is so much bigger than the artist, that it can be found everywhere.
John Cage is a brilliant composer, as much a punk rock icon as Sid Vicious or Patty Smith, not because of his style of music but because he bucked the system the way no one else could.
john cage by blah December 30, 2004

superkallafrajilisticexpeealadocious 

Some wierd ass word made up by a crazy nanny who was looking after some children. FBI investigators are searching for her now under criminal charges of trying to drive these poor children insane.
"SUPERKALLAFRAJILISTICEXPEEALADOCIOUS!!!"
"No!! AAAAAAAAAAH!! MY BRAIN!!"
A bird that is thought to be extinct by the majority of humans. In reality, they are building huge weapons of mass destruction in the underworld and are waiting for the perfect time to attack the human race. They are always watching us when our backs are turned, but if we turn around, they are suddenly gone due thanks to their amazing speed.
"The time has come to surrender without any form of fighting to our new masters. ALL HAIL THE DODO!"
dodo by blah December 28, 2004

metal gear 

A nuclear equipped walking battle tank. Metal Gear Rex was held by the army, with legendary technology. The US marines later made use of Metal Gear Ray, which was amphibious, unlike the army's Rex. Metal Gear Arsenal was disguised as a rig in the middle of a lotta water. It was revealed to be more than just a weapon, containing nearly every piece of valuable information to the US government. It wasn't just a weapon, but the core of the country. It was guarded by a bunch of Rays. I don't know where the story goes from there, as I have not gotten Metal Gear Solid 3 yet.
Wow. It's a cool name that has been re-used for projects of killing machines and databases for the US government.
metal gear by blah December 26, 2004
a birth control pill.. used with the common catch phrase "I'm on alesse." "what's alesse?"
girl: hey hot stuff.. im on alesse
boy: hey good lookin (what's alesse?)
alesse by blah December 11, 2004