Definitions by BJ Silvani-Matar

Squirtburger

When a woman has hooftoe, a powder puff, a roast beef sandwich, Ginernormous, camel toe and or the like, has an orgasm that squirts on your face.

My Girlfriends Hooftoe watered me from my chest to chin with her squirtburger.

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An expulsion of one’s lower intestinal gases that causes a person and or pet, to temporarily go into a comatose state.

My GF caused a 7.5 richter scale fart with a stink that caused the dog to go into assestasia.

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