Skip to main content

BCB Hurts Football's definitions

Kevin Patullo

A sexual act that involves getting pegged with a cactus with salt as lube in the face while watching the Philidelphia Eagles offense.
Wow, you just got Kevin Patullo'd on the couch.
by BCB Hurts Football January 11, 2026
mugGet the Kevin Patullo mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email