BASTARDIZED BOTTOMBURP's definitions

vagesticles

When a woman's clitoris is replaced by a large, bulging testicle sack.

by Bastardized Bottomburp June 21, 2003

pornfolio

1. A small portfolio of all the adult films you've appeared in, all the pornographic magazines you've posed in and all the websites you've posed and starred in.

2. A collection of porn collected from magazines.

"If you'd take a careful look at my pornfolio, you'd see I'm quite the right person to play the character Johnny the Incubus."

by Bastardized Bottomburp August 31, 2003

plustard

1) To improve something retarded, making it more retarded (See uptarded)
2) Something that has been added to something else to make them form into one big ball of retardation.
3) A retard who does things that make he or she more retarded each day.

The plustard got hit by a parked car.

by Bastardized Bottomburp June 27, 2003

It's funny because it's true

Statement of truth used when something non-fictional, ironic and hilarious occurs.

<GhettoChubb> Me and my sister went down to the supermarket, and this huge fat chick was standing near the frozen-food section, and I swear to God I thought it was my sister, and I slapped the bitch on the shoulder and said 'Losing a little wait?' and the women turned around and kicked me inside a fridge. A closed fridge!
<Hymenia> Hahahh, its funny because it's true.

by bastardized bottomburp May 17, 2003

end

The final chapter of a series or story.
The top/bottom of something.
The finish.

"Your dick has no end."

"Your mouth has no end. Shut the hell up."

by Bastardized Bottomburp March 17, 2003

Brokenman.net

An odd Australian web site. I found its address written in chalk on a sidewalk in the streets of Sydney.

It's useless any way.

by Bastardized Bottomburp December 11, 2003

Dictionary

A fat-ass book of non-sensical ramblings put together by college students.

by Bastardized Bottomburp May 3, 2003