Definitions by B. Snooks

Cake Rape

Eating from the cake without cutting yourself a slice.

He was caught in the act of cake rape, fork in hand, the cake cratered.

Cake Rape by B. Snooks July 4, 2017

I'd Rather Go Hunting With Dick Cheney 

An expression of opposition to a proposed course of action. Something you'd rather not do, like getting shot in the face.

Girl: Do you want to go see the new Twilight movie?

Guy: I'd rather go hunting with Dick Cheney.

I'd Rather Go Hunting With Dick Cheney by B. Snooks June 16, 2010