B. Patterson's definitions

Seagalologist

- noun

1. Someone who has devoted their life to the study of Steven Seagal

2. See also Seagal-do

Jim, can you mow the yard?

Leave me alone, I'm watching Marked for Death.

You're such a Seagalologist!

by B. Patterson August 30, 2009

Seagal-do

-noun

1. A philosophy that teaches the many ways of Steven Seagal.

2. A cock puncher.

3. A bad actor.

Q. What is the secret of Seagal-do?

A. The secret is not to act, but to be.

by B. Patterson August 30, 2009

Cock Puncher

Steven Seagal's role in the 2008 Onion Movie.

Steven Seagal is such a cock puncher.

by B. Patterson September 1, 2009