B. Hanback's definitions

Lobbies

Slang or short for Lobsters

Bro, I am starving...

Let's get some lobbies and beer at The Palm

Cool

by B. Hanback May 16, 2008

stop sign

A dude with a huge head;
a huge head on a small or skinny body

Did you see the stop sign on that guy?

yea, his head was huge!

dude could not put the batting helmet on cuz his stop sign was so big

by b. hanback April 28, 2008

artificial flavor

Slang for cologne or perfume.

Hey man, want to borrow some of my Polo Cologne?

No bro, I don't do artifical flavors...

You could smell Danny's artificial flavor from across the bar because he bathed in that shitty colonge before he came out

by b. hanback April 9, 2008

Piranha Tank

Slang for the break room of an office. Called this because when a cake, cookies or other goodies are left out, the office workers tear into it like a Piranha on fresh meat.

Sally: Are those girl scout cookies?

Betty: Yes, I bought them from the neighbor girl.

Sally: Don't leave them in the Piranha Tank or you will never see them again.

Cristi left her day old donuts out on the table in the Piranha Tank and they did not last til noon.

by B. Hanback April 3, 2008

Sonic Boom

The loud, scary, startling noise of your car stereo when you start your car in the morning because the night before you were partying, banging your head to Van Halen and had it maxed out.

I got hit with the Sonic Boom this morning and fucking spilled my coffee all over myself when I started the car...we were jamming to Journey last night...

by b. hanback March 14, 2008

Southern Lookout

The brief glance over each shoulder before telling an inapropriate joke or story.

Rodney did the Southern Lookout before he told the joke about the Parrot and the Hooker.

by b. hanback March 8, 2008

Job Breaker

Deriving from "Jaw Breaker" Something that prevents you from securing employment or stops you from getting a job.

Bitch had a tatt on her neck and a stud on her forehead and it was definitely a job breaker.

by b. hanback March 8, 2008