B-rizzle 's definitions

butt tornado

Noun. A low pressure system that happens only when you turn on a.c. and heated seats at the same time.

Hey dude! Imma put on the a.c. and heated seats on at the same time. That’ll cause a butt tornado. What’s a butt tornado? It’s A low pressure system that happens only when you turn on a.c. and heated seats at the same time.

by B-rizzle March 20, 2023

my mom says you have a tiny weiner

It's the worst possible insult a another guy can say to a guy. It means when you tried fucking another guy's mom she said your dick was tiny.

Hey bro! Your an asshole! Yeah well my mom says you have a tiny weiner! Why would you say that?It's the worst possible insult a another guy can say to a guy. It means when you tried fucking another guy's mom she said your dick was tiny.

by B-rizzle November 23, 2019

Thot patrol officer

Noun. A highly skilled carefully chosen group of men who are able to sniff out thots out of thin air.

A thot woman unwittingly walks up to a random guy or so she thought. He’s actually a thot patrol officer. She says to him hey do you know where I can score some free sex? He says no, go away. I don’t want you around me or my friends.

by B-rizzle November 30, 2018

Aqua plaining

Verb. To slide uncontrollably on a wet surface.

The car’s tires were aqua plaining in the partially flooded roads.

by B-rizzle December 22, 2018

Adze

Noun. A tool similar to an ax with an arched blade at right angles to the handle, used for cutting or shaping large pieces of wood.

The wood worker used his adze diligently to make a wooden sculpture.

by B-rizzle November 28, 2018

prestidigitationater

Noun. Another name for a magician.

The prestidigitationater put in a good show at the birthday party.

by B-rizzle December 21, 2018

craftyism

Slang. Acronym. Can’t remember a fuckin thing yet I still manage. It literally means although you have a shitty memory you do the best you can.

Dad: can you please sweep the floor, take out the trash, and clean the garage? Son: yes but can you repeat that? Dad: why? Son: I have craftyism.

Dad: what’s craftyism? Son: Can’t remember a fuckin thing yet I still manage. It literally means although you have a shitty memory you do the best you can. Dad: oh ok.

by B-rizzle June 27, 2019