Definitions by B-rizzle

hswd 

Verb. Slang. Having sex while driving. Your car is now a hotel on wheels!

Cop: you know why I’m stopping you? Couple:no
Cop: hswd couple: oh! Having sex while driving

hswd by B-rizzle June 3, 2019

mctaco 

Noun. An iconic fast food worker who, at the time dubbed his nickname was working at McDonald’s and Taco Bell in Grafton Wisconsin.

I’ve always wanted to meet mctaco! Who’s that? An iconic fast food worker who worked at McDonald’s and Taco Bell

mctaco by B-rizzle June 3, 2019

Rot before thot 

Slang. It means rot in hell before choosing a thot who belongs to your bff.

Hey bro! She’s hot! Yeah but she belongs to my bff. So? So... rot before thot! Wym? I’ll rot in hell before I take my guys thot!

Rot before thot by B-rizzle June 1, 2019

twin header 

Slang. The act of fucking more than 1 set of female twins in a 24 hour period.

Boyyy! I had me a twin header! What’s that?! I fucked a set of twins at 2:30 this morning. Then I fucked another set of twins at 10:30! Bro! You’re a beast!

twin header by B-rizzle May 23, 2019

thornader 

Slang. It’s what southerners call an extremely violent tornado. It’s so violent that it destroys anything just like Thor’s hammer.

Hey did ya see that Thornader?! Yeah it was the most violent thing I’ve ever seen!

thornader by B-rizzle May 22, 2019

to swallow grass snakes 

Slang. It means being so insulted that you’re not able to reply.

He somehow managed for me to swallow grass snakes. What do you mean? I’m so insulted I don’t know what to say.

to swallow grass snakes by B-rizzle May 13, 2019

she wants to take the zippity out of my doo da 

Slang. It’s what guys say when their wife or girlfriend wants them to get a vasectomy.

Did you go to the doctor today? Yeah. What did she say? She wants to take the zippity out of my doo dah! Why do you say that? It’s what guys say when their wife or girlfriends wants them to get a vasectomy.

she wants to take the zippity out of my doo da by B-rizzle May 7, 2019