Definitions by B Young

topshelf 

A topshelf occurs when one defecates on the bathroom counter, typically right next to the sink. A good topshelf is decorated with either a cocktail sword or a cocktail umbrella, depending on the topshelfer's preference.

On my last day at my old job, I topshelfed the office bathroom!

topshelf by B Young August 14, 2006

U-Plate 

The U-Plate, or urinal plate, is the act of defecating in a urinal. It requires precision aim to execute without soiling oneself.

This show sucks, let's go U-Plate the bathroom!

U-Plate by B Young August 14, 2006