Definitions by Autistic Turtle

Miguel de la Cruz 

A fat fuck that has no life and plays video games all day but thinks he has a life because he plays AYSO during the weekends. He also likes a girl named Michelle and eats a lot. He weighs more than a ton and makes memes about other people.

What a fucking Miguel de la Cruz, you're sitting in your house all day doing nothing.

Miguel de la Cruz by Autistic Turtle November 22, 2017