autistic shoelace

A rather tiresome shoelace that refuses to tie, or stay tied, such as because the shoelace is autistic.

Bro I swear to god if this autistic shoelace unties one more time I'm gonna jump off of this god damn muthafukin bridge

by Autistic Shoelace August 13, 2017

I'm H'd

To be H'd signifies the state of being aroused, in arousal, or to have been aroused, horny.

John: How is that Talk with Hannah going?
Andrew: Dude she's mad dirty, I'm H'd fam

by Autistic Shoelace August 13, 2017