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Boston Celtics

The Boston Celtics are an American professional basketball team based in Boston, Massachusetts. The Celtics compete in the National Basketball Association as a member of the league's Eastern Conference Atlantic Division. The Celtics are the worst team in my opinion, hopefully they lose to the Milwaukee Bucks!

1: Bro, the Boston Celtics are gonna lose to the Bucks!
2: Ik celtics suck!

by Autistic Dog May 1, 2019

F

Press F to Pay Respects is an action prompt from a quick time event featured in the first-person shooter Call of Duty: Advanced Warfare. Following the game’s release in November 2014, many players mocked the event online for forcing interactivity into the cut scene.

Many men died in the army, press F to pay respects

by Autistic Dog April 29, 2019

Jocelyn

Jocelyn is an ugly gold digging shit

Person 1: Have you seen Jocelyn today?
Person 2: nofuckher

by Autistic Dog August 12, 2020

Person reading this

Sup person reading this hows it going today?

Retard 1: Hey person reading this!
Retarded no life: How's it going?

by Autistic Dog April 29, 2019