Definitions by Autistic Dog

Jocelyn 

Jocelyn is an ugly gold digging shit

Person 1: Have you seen Jocelyn today?
Person 2: nofuckher

Jocelyn by Autistic Dog August 12, 2020

Boston Celtics 

The Boston Celtics are an American professional basketball team based in Boston, Massachusetts. The Celtics compete in the National Basketball Association as a member of the league's Eastern Conference Atlantic Division. The Celtics are the worst team in my opinion, hopefully they lose to the Milwaukee Bucks!

1: Bro, the Boston Celtics are gonna lose to the Bucks!
2: Ik celtics suck!

Boston Celtics by Autistic Dog May 1, 2019

Person reading this 

Sup person reading this hows it going today?

Retard 1: Hey person reading this!
Retarded no life: How's it going?

Person reading this by Autistic Dog April 29, 2019

F 

Press F to Pay Respects is an action prompt from a quick time event featured in the first-person shooter Call of Duty: Advanced Warfare. Following the game’s release in November 2014, many players mocked the event online for forcing interactivity into the cut scene.

Many men died in the army, press F to pay respects

F by Autistic Dog April 29, 2019