Author Greg's definitions

wing-dam

Unknown; it doesn't exist.

"My wing-dam is eighteen inches long."

"What the frell is a wing-dam?"

"I don't know. I just like telling people that I have one and that it's eighteen inches long."

by Author Greg December 3, 2003

Mad Capsule

A phrase used to decribe something as being crazy, insane, and/or cool.

Derivation: thename of the Japanese band "The Mad Capsule Markets"

"Did you see that flip!? That was Mad Capsule, dude!"

"He killed himself?... Mad Capsule, man."

by Author Greg December 3, 2003

You get drive

The definition is unclear, but this phrase originated in a conversation between Andy and Greg. It is believed to have something to do with the ability to drive, i.e. getting your license or buying a new car. Usually followed by the phrase "Me come also."

"Yeah, I've finally got my car."
"Sweet, you get drive!"
"Yeah, we should go somewhere."

by Author Greg June 22, 2003

ding-jimmy

Slang for the penis.

"My ding-jimmy's busted."

by Author Greg December 3, 2003

Me come also

Used as a follow-up to the phrase "You get drive".

"You get drive, me come also."

by Author Greg June 22, 2003