dearch

(adj.) Sheer abject misery in the work place.
"On my way to work and am in complete despair. This place is the dearchiest!"
by Aunt Cheryl December 29, 2013
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urchkin

(noun) A munchkin that lives under porches and balconies.
"We better get out of here before the urchkins come."

"Urchkins are people too."
by Aunt Cheryl December 29, 2013
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