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Definitions by Atom G

Michael Bolton's toes 

Noun: A "secret", publicly acceptable word, to let your friends know that someone nearby has nipples visible through their clothing.

(usually and attractive woman, although a fat guy may be referenced for comedy effect.)
1. "Michael Bolton's toes!" used in no other context, so as to obscure it's true meaning. Do NOT say "That chick has Michael Bolton's toes."
Michael Bolton's toes by Atom G September 1, 2008

fecalligraphy 

1. noun: Writing or drawing on any surface, with shit.
1. Some people practice fecalligraphy for their whole life but they may never be good at it.

2. The train station bathroom contains an extensive collection of the succesful integration of the fecalligraphic stroke.
fecalligraphy by Atom G August 31, 2008