Definitions by Assman Bob

phillie 

A slang term for a person who is Republican. It is usually considered an insult because Republicans only care for the well-being of themselves and other rich people.

"See that weinernipple over there? He's a phillie."
"Is that why you brainfreezed him?"
"You know it! I'm a hipcat!"

phillie by Assman Bob March 12, 2004

weinernipple 

A name for a person who could be called: dumb, a dolt, a moron, a republican, a jackass, or a bumnut.

I brainfreezed that guy over there then I called him a "weinernipple". He then started crying.

weinernipple by Assman Bob March 11, 2004

hipcat 

Hipcat1: See Ben or Mick.

Hipcat2: A really funkadelic and radical and hip person that you strive to become exactly like.

Ben and Mick are the two coolest hipcats ever.

hipcat by Assman Bob February 21, 2004

brainfreeze

When you (a male) are having sex with someone's ear and you splooge all into the person's ear.

I brainfreezed my girlfriend last night.

brainfreeze by Assman Bob February 21, 2004