YCRTW

Stands for "You Can't Rape The Willing". Said to indicate that an implied or implicit statement of rape is impossible.
Me: I am gonna rape the shit out of Mom!
Dad: YCRTW!
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cumjack

When a girl jacks someone off, then uses their cum as lubricant to jack YOU off.
Me: After Bob cums, please cumjack me!
Girl: OK!
Bob: *cums*
Girl: *scoops up cum, jacks me off*
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