2 definitions by Asscrack

excite

Excite: The level of excitement ranked below excited .
Or: You are either to lazy to type out excited or just wanted to sound stupid.

Ex: Person A: Hey I can come over tomorrow

Person B: Good, I am excite.

by Asscrack November 21, 2016

Zulu I'd like (to) fuck.

While in South Africa, there were no zilfs

by Asscrack February 16, 2005