2 definitions by AsianPanda

CBM

Stands for Couldn’t Be Me. When your peers flex on you but you can’t relate

Dang did you just get AirPods?! Must be nice cbm

by AsianPanda February 24, 2019

Procrastathon

A series of procrastination for multiple events all strung together. For example, you have homework for 4 classes all due the same day, but instead of doing a couple and procrastinating on the others, you procrastinate on all of them at the same time.

Jimmy: "hey dude, you finish that stuff for your sociology and your physics classes?"

Tim: "nah man, i ran a procrastathon this weekend."

by AsianPanda March 2, 2011