2 definitions by Asian Lover

Tearing Charlie

1. To rip one's own Anus in a period of massive bowel obstruction.

2. To glass bottom boat your dog King Charles.

1. Mom, Jesus is Tearing Charlie.

2. Come here You little SHIT

by Asian Lover January 29, 2006

Whacky Sack

To massage one's own balls and scrotum in a pugnacious manner.

I Hate Jenny, I wish I could beat the meat out of her. I'm just gonna go play Whacky Sack.

by Asian Lover January 29, 2006