Definitions by Asgardian Jedi

Wii Remote Strap

The only thing standing between me playing Mario Kart Wii and having the FBI bust down my door.

"I choose Waluigi!"

"Aw man, you always choose the good characters. Also, where's your Wii remote strap?"

"What Wii remo-"

"FBI OPEN UP!!!"

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Kid: "What does 'homosexual' mean?"

Dad: "ur mom lol"

Karen: "That's it, I'm taking the kids!"

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