Asgardian Jedi's definitions

Wii Remote Strap

The only thing standing between me playing Mario Kart Wii and having the FBI bust down my door.

"I choose Waluigi!"

"Aw man, you always choose the good characters. Also, where's your Wii remote strap?"

"What Wii remo-"

"FBI OPEN UP!!!"

by Asgardian Jedi June 19, 2019

Homosexual

ur mom lol get rekted

Kid: "What does 'homosexual' mean?"

Dad: "ur mom lol"

Karen: "That's it, I'm taking the kids!"

by Asgardian Jedi June 19, 2019