3 definitions by Asclepius Minora
An individual who is not content to simply BE negative, such as a negative Nancy or a negweb. A negatarian requires negativity to survive. They transmit only negativity because all they are able to take in is negativity. They seek only the negative side of any stimulus they are exposed to. They not only spew it constantly, they need to consume it instead of nutrition. They need negativity so much that they will manufacture negativity in order to ensure they are always soaking in a stew of it, spooning it up whenever they speak, think or dream.
Me: Chad was at it again last night- We all raised a glass to Janelle in honor of her new baby boy and Chaddo finished off the well-wishes with "Yep, another baby that will have a shorter, poorer life than his mom thanks to our rigged economy that owns the government." Janelle called him a negatarian and told him to put a clamp on that sewer hole of a mouth. Amanda: Good on her! And he IS a negatarian and needs be shut down!
by Asclepius Minora December 28, 2019
Cleaning the house by randomly meandering from task to task, letting what you see next direct what you clean next.
Friend #1: Dude, fantastic gathering last night, but Jesus, the place has been ghettoized!!
Friend #2: No worries- my roommate is clean freak and has already gone Roomba- he'll have it sorted in about an hour.
Friend #2: No worries- my roommate is clean freak and has already gone Roomba- he'll have it sorted in about an hour.
by Asclepius Minora August 8, 2015
When the sperm donor (father) of a moments-old newborn baby is far to preoccupied with posting photos and videos of himself and his exhausted, disheveled baby-mama to give a single visible shit about their newborn child, her welfare or the enormity of this moment in his life. Not infrequently he is making jokes about the birthing process and how he was like "no F-ing way" the whole time and how grossed out he was, "like you can't even believe the mess the birth process makes- so glad somebody's going to clean that up- like seriously, man!" Meconium Clout Syndrome has a very high mortality rate, almost always under very suspicious circumstances.
OB: Congratulations Mom and Dad!! She's a beautiful healthy baby girl and she's all yours!!!
Mom: She's beautiful!!! Aiden, look at your new daughter- she's perfect!
Father: staring into his phone Ok everybody, she just had the baby- like she was screaming and it was so gross- like an alien just squirted out of her- she's a total mess right now- let me get a shot of her pans phone towards mom who looks away and covers her face in embarrassment and exhaustion C'mon babe- smile for my followers!! Look over here! This is going to be the BEST video I've ever posted... This is going to be SO epic!!!
OB: looks at neonatologist} Textbook Meconium Clout Syndrome- a pretty serious case- I'm not sure this guy is going to survive once they get home...
Mom: She's beautiful!!! Aiden, look at your new daughter- she's perfect!
Father: staring into his phone Ok everybody, she just had the baby- like she was screaming and it was so gross- like an alien just squirted out of her- she's a total mess right now- let me get a shot of her pans phone towards mom who looks away and covers her face in embarrassment and exhaustion C'mon babe- smile for my followers!! Look over here! This is going to be the BEST video I've ever posted... This is going to be SO epic!!!
OB: looks at neonatologist} Textbook Meconium Clout Syndrome- a pretty serious case- I'm not sure this guy is going to survive once they get home...
by Asclepius Minora February 15, 2023