Asaf's definitions

kessef

Money. Usually a large amount of money.

Comes from the Hebrew word for money, which is -- unsurprisingly -- "kessef".

"I heard you were getting a promotion"
"Yes, that is true"
"What does it mean to you?"
"That I'll be walking home with the kessef"

by Asaf July 2, 2005

Moules

A game of skill and dexterity involving tortoises.

(from "Guards! Guards!", a novel in the "Discworld" series by Terry Pratchett)

"I was up all night trying to figure out the idea behind Moules"

by Asaf September 5, 2005

les-biscuit

A deviant sexual act involving 3 lesbians and a silver pot full of biscuits.

"Last night I had Victoria and Terry-Anne come over and we pulled off a les-biscuit. Hey... wait, where are you going?"

by Asaf September 17, 2005

Stuchka

The same as "stuka", only smaller and more compact.

"Hmmm, I can't seem to find a common function for these two stuchkas!"

by Asaf September 6, 2005