Arty Hammer's definitions

Rhode Island Ray Ban

When your lady rides your face (feet facing) and shits on the bridge of your nose and eyes during orgasm.

Lady sat on my face and gave me a Rhode Island Ray Ban.

HELLO PINK EYE

by Arty Hammer December 7, 2023

Adam's Apple Pie

When a woman is sitting on someone's face; her back facing his feet, and reaches orgasm, she HAS A LOOSE BOWEL MOVEMENT on his neck...throat area.

My lady sat on my face and accidentally gave me an Adam's Apple Pie, when she came. NO MORE RED WINE AND MEXICAN FOOD ON DATE NIGHT!!!

by Arty Hammer March 5, 2010

FOOMAL

Falling Out Of My Ass Laughing. ROTFLMAO x 10^10. An exquisite way of expressing yourself, in the chat arena, in response to something devastatingly funny.

<12:55> Joel: my girlfriend gave me an ADAM'S APPLE PIE last night
<12:55> Carl: I'm more of a pumpkin pie guy myself.
<12:55> Chief Messy Hair: carl, look it up in the urban dictionary :D
<12:58> Carl: Oh no no no no that ain't right!
<12:59> Linsay: eeewwww
<12:59> Chief Messy Hair: AWESOME...FOOMAL

by Arty Hammer March 6, 2010