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Located at the oldest restaurant on The Hill, this long table doubles as both a quick hot lunch takeout for the daily special as well as a place to take a shvitz.
Lunch today was great. I hit up the steam table on my way back to the office and got myself a delicious pasta and also got to see Doug nude.
by Arthur in Hoboken July 26, 2018
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by Arthur in Hoboken July 8, 2016
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Man 2: My peener is nice and clean, but my veggies are a fucking disaster.
Man 2: My peener is nice and clean, but my veggies are a fucking disaster.
by Arthur in Hoboken September 27, 2015
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