3 definitions by Artdad

Whoompf is a mix of the word whomp and oof.
Whomp is derived from 1. James Charles' unfortunate video, "Whomp whomp whomp HAyEeAYEeayyeeay." And 2. From Womp Womp by Valee ft. Jeremih. It is used when a situation is awkward and/or you dont know what to say. For example:
Emily: let me lick your toes
Me: Whomp
ALTHOUGH: to some it may mean yes. For example:
Emily: let me lick your toes
Me: whomp

Oof is a word used when one has messed up but you also dont know what to say, or there is no word or phrase that you can think of, for example:
Noely: I fell off my bike in front if many people.
Emily: Oof
WHOOMPF
Now this is a more difficult word. This is used when there is nothing at all to say. This is used when things are so messed up or you are at a loss for any word. If you cannot at all think of a word ever created or at all, you use the word WHOOMPF.
Ana: The Office and Friends are being taken off of Netflix! Can you believe this l, I know these are your favorite shows and many other peoples'. The best shows on Netflix!!!
Noely: Whoompf!!!
by Artdad July 13, 2019
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when you're talking to a baddie at a party and your phone starts to ring in your pocket
hold up, my balls rangin'
by Artdad December 4, 2016
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