Definitions by Art Grauer

baloneous 

An argument or definition or collection of words that sounds official but is clearly complete crap; of, pertaining to, or possessing the qualities of baloney; bullshit

"The Flegmengious Transcept is in agreement with the readings from the Heisenberg Generator Console."

"Yeah right man, if that isn't completely baloneous I don't know what is."

baloneous by Art Grauer January 7, 2008

assmoist 

An "assmoist" is the driver that drives up the lane that is about to be closed by one of those large blinking traffic arrows and cuts in front of the courteous drivers that have been waiting forever.

(driver notices a car in his blind spot) "I've been waiting twenty minutes here... no WAY I'm letting this assmoist in..."

assmoist by Art Grauer May 17, 2006