Art Garfunkel's definitions

klein

A bald man who uses careyistc speech and puts down those dummber than himself. Also a man who has nothing to do but make up vocabualry test so he can make puns.

Mr. Klein enjoys silly puns that interupt the learning process.

by Art Garfunkel July 7, 2004

careyistc

Using large words in place of small ones to make yourself seem smart.

The small child told his friend Klein that his was a narcissist instead of a bastard.

by Art Garfunkel July 7, 2004