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Wheres my hug guy

This refers to a man who lacks true confidence & the ability to talk to women. Similar to a gyal clown, these men are usually emotionally unstable & will do the most to try to impress or win a woman over even if it makes him look like a complete fool or a beg.

These men will also be quick to start problems or issues with another man because the women favor them instead of himself. Its like a child who throws a tantrum when it doesn't get what it wants.
Girl 1: whys this guy so catty and emotional he's a proper wheres my hug guy sis

Girl 2: yeah lock that off.
by Arron j smith December 24, 2021
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Dry Land Shark

A man who engages in oral sex with women. These men also have a tendency of eating ass & allowing women to squirt in their mouths & faces.
They will do these acts with any women weather it be a friend, one night stand, side chick, mistress, etc
This man needs to go clinic he's a proper dry land shark.

No dry land shark boy can have chat for me. Tell him to go find jesus.
by Arron j smith January 25, 2022
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Dry Land Shark

A man who engages in oral sex with women. These men also have a tendency of eating ass and letting women squirt in their faces and mouths. They will do this with any woman regardless of relationship status e.g a friend, one night stand, side chick, mistress etc
This guy needs to go to the health clinic he’s been a dry land shark for ages.

No dry land shark can have chat for me. Go find Jesus.
by Arron j smith January 25, 2022
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Toum Toum To To

Slang word to describe a high value womans vagina.

Women with this type of vagina often have men giving them lots of attention and validation almost in a beggy type of manner. Women with vaginas like this are considered rare and put on a pedal stool.
This woman got me whipped I need some of the toum toum to to again bro.
by Arron j smith January 31, 2022
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Mr Joe

A Man who has sex with women who are married or have boyfriends.
He will usually trick & manipulate women into thinking he's the perfect candidate for them by making it seem like their current partner is trash or a wasteman. His methods are very slick & charming but really and truly he's just a scumbag/player/womaniser.
Jason: Tyrone has been beating bare girls who have a man. He's moving like a proper mr Joe.

William: dude... you're telling me. I think he must have a STD by now.
by Arron j smith February 10, 2022
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Low Batts

When a man wears his trousers, jeans or tracksuit joggers below their waist & their underwear shows.
This is mostly common amongst street niggers, roadmen & gang members etc
nah Y fi that.. pull up your pants bro. No low batts round here.
by Arron j smith March 11, 2022
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Mr Short Cummings

This refers to man who either has a small penis, doesn't last long during sex or has very poor performance in the bedroom. Women will often shame men like this with no regards for their feelings.
Being called Mr short Cummings can break down a man's confidence, pride, ego & self esteem.
Tasha: this guy was so dead & boring in the bedroom I was on my phone most of the time.

Layla: loool Mr short Cummings.. lock that off sis
by Arron j smith April 7, 2022
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