Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Arnold mcjagger

smurfjob

a blowjob containing blue semen, blue ink, or blue paint.

friend1:why do you have blue ink all over you
friend2:i gave a smurfjob

by arnold mcjagger January 6, 2012

It's where you stick strawberries in a girls asshole so later she shits out strawberries in the bathroom

amber:Ughhhh i got a stroowbaloo that shit hurt now i've been shitting out strawberries all day

by Arnold mcjagger June 3, 2013

when you put fun dip powder on your dick; preferably the tip and a girl performs oral to it

guy1: dude last night i got a fundick
guy2: what flavor
guy1: cherry

by arnold mcjagger May 24, 2012

When there is more than 3 guys in a videochat with 1 girl also.

Guy1: last night that videochat gangbang was intense learned so much more about her
Guy2: Wow i didn't know she was into videochat gangbangs!

by Arnold mcjagger June 3, 2013

When you punch someone who has a small penis in the dick making there head shrivel like a turtle.

Payton: i got turtle poached by some guy yesterday
thomas: omg is yo dick okay i hate turtle poaching

by Arnold mcjagger June 3, 2013