polish menage trois

When two of the people watch

Pete's grandma and uncle walked in on him masturbating and watched in horror. Pete yelled "get out of here, this isn't a polish menage trois!"

by Arnold B. Wally March 17, 2008

borrowed time

The name of a truly awful garage band experiment gone bad inspired by a wanna be artist.

That Stiff Ptr let somebody think that he actually has talent, so he decided to start a crappy band called borrowed time.

by Arnold B. Wally March 17, 2008

Ass Taffy

The sticky feeling in your ass after you have just wiped.

After I was finished taking a shit, I wiped my ass thoroughly, but still had the feeling of ass taffy.

by Arnold B. Wally March 11, 2008