After I was finished taking a shit, I wiped my ass thoroughly, but still had the feeling of ass taffy.
by Arnold B. Wally March 11, 2008
Pete's grandma and uncle walked in on him masturbating and watched in horror. Pete yelled "get out of here, this isn't a polish menage trois!"
by Arnold B. Wally March 17, 2008
That Stiff Ptr let somebody think that he actually has talent, so he decided to start a crappy band called borrowed time.
by Arnold B. Wally March 17, 2008