Definitions by Arnie Grape

con-damn! 

A cheaply made condom that easily breaks and often results in a pregnancy or an STD.

I'm going to be paying 18 years of child support because I used a con-damn!

con-damn! by Arnie Grape February 24, 2019

cruelogy

A speech written to express the author's utter dislike for the person who has passed away. Cruelogies are filled with negative remarks and memories of the deceased. Cruelogies can also express the author's joy because this person is no longer alive.

I didn't like the guy when he was alive, and I wanted my cruelogy to express that to all of his family and friends.

cruelogy by Arnie Grape February 23, 2019

Gregnancy 

When a man, who presents himself as a woman, claims to be pregnant.

I knew I wasn't the father because his gregnancy results proved that he was a guy.

Gregnancy by Arnie Grape February 22, 2019