political troll

A politician who makes ridiculous inflammatory statements during press conferences or news broadcasts solely for the purpose of gaining attention and trying to remain relevant to voters who are ill informed and have low information. Their purpose is to distract from the real important issues that they are supposed to be dealing with and distracting voters and the news media away from primary scandals and real issues that are going on. Their stories are intended to anger or cause fear to sway voters, if nothing more than for short term public opinion and votes.
The political troll is always present in the legislative branch, as if they are trying to be all three branches government by themselves. About once a month, another political troll in the U.S. congress or some state legislature comes up with another "scandal" that actually turns out to be baseless and not consistent with any factual information, in an attempt to start another foreign war or discredit another politician or hurt an opponent's credibility.
by Arizona Mildman September 29, 2013
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ODS

Obama Derangement Syndrome. When you ask a Trump supporter about anything he has done that they want to give him direct credit for, which there is proof of, they all give that "what about Obama" excuse, and start looking dazed. They don't give him credit for anything he did and try to credit Trump for all his numbers like unemployment, new jobs, etc. that have been coming up in a straight line, since 2009, until Trump was in office for a year.
Do you notice how those Republicans all seem to have ODS? The best example/analogy was when Clint Eastwood spent all that time at the RNC conference talking to an empty chair, calling it Obama. They all believe and blame an Obama that isn't really there and never was.
by Arizona Mildman August 06, 2018
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News

Real News is the reporting of historical facts, something that happened, whether it is interesting or not. Real news is often boring. NEWS does not include opinion or hyperbole. Opinion is not a fact - it is wishful thinking and not important to anyone intelligent on forming an opinion. Only News Trolls call opinion News.
Sean Hannity intentionally lies to the American people to support political agendas payed for by businesses or Republican candidates, in order to influence elections by dividing the American people by influencing on the the uninformed and ideological voters. Unfortunately it works because many ignorant people want to stay that way and as long as they can find a supposed News show to give them what they want to hear instead of reality, they continue to live in "the conservative news bubble" and may never allow themselves to hear the truth.
by Arizona Mildman July 08, 2018
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conservative

A person who wants to believe that they are "of a different opinion" instead of understanding that there is no "alt reality", so they are either religiously brainwashed or just ignorant and self-deluded because of their habit of forcing themselves to live in an information vacuum.
He calls himself "conservative" even though we all know he is just delusional and stupid.
by Arizona Mildman April 24, 2018
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