public trolls

Public Trolls : people who go out in public to protest and/or picket any charitable, worthwhile, and/or progressive cause in order to try to distract from the real public outrage and genuine cause for public concern and to discredit actual topics and their proponents.
Public Trolls are the kind of people who picket funerals, Occupy Wall Street Protests, and any political rally for progress, I.E. Tea Party, Westboro Baptist Church, Limbaugh's Losers, Karl's Kretins.
by Arizona Mildman December 03, 2014
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Libertarian

Someone who is completely dependent on others while being fully convinced of their own independence. They were born on third base and think that means that they hit a triple. Most of them have read Ayn Rand fiction novels and think they are supposed to be living in one. Her fans were called "the society of selfishness".
Most Libertarians I know have trouble defining what they believe in.
by Arizona Mildman May 30, 2018
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religious trolls

Religious trolls are people who abuse their authority as a supposed spiritual leader and abuse religion by using religion as an excuse to hate and discriminate against specific demographics, by race, religious affiliation, nonreligious affiliation (atheists and agnostics), sexual orientation, sex, national origin, or political affiliation.
"People like Pat Robertson, who demonizes gay people, minorities, people of other nations. and people who aren't like him and believe like he does, in any way, are religious trolls. Their own religious texts, when read, do not substantiate any of the things they say but they always use religion to excuse their hatred and bigotry towards others, saying that it is the will of God. They constantly misinterpret or cherry pick scripture to excuse their actions and speech."
by Arizona Mildman April 18, 2015
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news troll

Someone who says inflammatory, extraneous, or off-topic statements in a news broadcast or at least on television or radio broadcasts, with the primary intent of provoking listeners into an emotional response or of otherwise disrupting normal on-topic discussion. This is done to distract from the actual issues and to get the News Troll's name repeated in other news forums or shows in order to remain relevant and to sell their books to their listening audience, the people who want to believe that the ridiculous things that News Trolls state are true .
News Trolls like Ann Coulter, Rush Limbaugh, Shawn Hannity, Bill O'Reilly, or other supposed "news" media commentators that actually spread propaganda and misinformation campaigns instead of actual news stories for people that don't consider reality good enough for them and/or believe that critical thinking and facts are either "liberal biased", or "left wing". Anyone trying to instill fear, anger, or distract from the real issues of the day is a News Troll.
by Arizona Mildman September 09, 2013
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