Pinocchio Paradox

When Pinocchio says "My nose grows now!" And his nose will basically malfunction.

Pinocchio: My nose grows now!
Nose: I have no fucking idea what to do
(Fucking Pinocchio Paradox)

by Ariel Aries May 19, 2021

Starscreamsexual

Starscreamsexual: It means the only person you'd ever date would be Starscream!

Jimmy: Hey ariel would you like to go out?
Ariel: No I'm starscreamsexual sorry.
Jimmy: You know who's also starscreamsexual? Megatron!
Ariel: Has starscream gotten beaten by megatron so much he started to call him daddy?

by Ariel Aries November 18, 2020

Dad's Snoring

The snoring that your father makes that can cause bad ear damage or worse
The snoring that makes birds fall out of trees and crickets stop chirping

Josh: Hey James, why is everyone walking away from you?
James:...
Josh: Bro why won't you answer me?
Me: Didn't you hear? His Dad's snoring caused him permanent ear damage. Dad's snoring is contagious.

by Ariel Aries April 04, 2021

Alexis Thi-Dang

A teenage girl from transformers armada who helps the autobots. She is mostly known from fan art with starscream because she was the only one who trusted him, And she *SPOILER ALERT* cried when he died near the end of the series
The bottom is spoiler so don't read if you haven't seen Transformers Armada

"I tried to gain favor from you. But nothing was ever good enough. No matter how many battles I fought, you always found fault." -Starscream
Alexis Thi-Dang cried when Starscream was completely turned into dust.
(Yes I had to rewatch it to know the quote and I cried during it)
They killed the best starscream

by Ariel Aries December 10, 2020